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3.4.99

Checked out the movie "Blast from the Past" a little while ago and rather enjoyed it. Once in a while, I develop a certain likeness for actresses. They are harmless and usually last about two weeks. After all, Elizabeth has her Hollywood men, this is my little outlet. Alicia Silverstone-Embarrassing as it may seem, I would have to say that I find her somewhat alluring. Yes, she is a little young for me, but Brendan Fraser plays a thirty-five year old who matches up with her, and he is older than I am, therefore, I feel justified.

I am a man of honor and I should not say these things. Oh well. Instead, I want to try something different here. I did a little digging on the net and after five minutes, came up with the following information:

Birthday - October 4, 1976
Birthplace - San Francisco, CA
Height - 5'6"
Eye Color - Emerald
Best Friend - Carolyn Kessler
Father - Monty / A Real Estate Investor
Mother - Didi / A Former Airline Stewardess
Brother - David
Pet - Dog, Samson /A "Rotweiller-Pit Bull-Doberman"
Fan Club Address - C/O Premier Artists, 8899 Beverly Blvd., Suite 510, Los Angeles, CA 90048

And, the scary thing:
Home Address: <censored> Hillsborough, CA 94010

I kid you not.

Please do not write and ask, I will not reveal the censored information. Instead, I will play out a daydream for you. And, just to insure that this will not be like any other daydream, I shall incorporate a twist in it, and bring it one step further.

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